night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with
it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”
"Mountains? More like nothings"
"Nice try, giant worms.”
"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”
I was neither living
and I knew nothing,
Looking into the heart of light, the silence.— T.S. Eliot, from The Waste Land (via violentwavesofemotion)
Michelle Haimoff, on privilege (via purityhole)
"When a man does something stupid, people say, ‘Isn’t he stupid?’ But when a woman does something stupid, people say, ‘Aren’t women stupid?’"
Ooh this gave me chills it’s so accurate